Dogs for the 21st Century
In the past, dogs were herders, hunters and retrievers. A new school of thought, however, argues that today we don't need dogs to round up sheep. Instead, we need them to make us feel special. Now, thanks to some intelligent design, breeders are rolling out whole new lines of dogs.
The Seven Deadly Sins of Dating
Is your list of sexual conquests stuck in the low three figures? Do you have less than ten amateur sex tapes currently circulating on the Internet? Do you feel embarrassed employing fellatio as your primary method of career advancement?
The Power of Quitting
As humans, we again and again find ourselves dumping resources into lost causes: be they pointless wars, failed public policies, hopeless dating prospects, annoying friends, or dandelion-free lawns. I say take a stand (or actually, a seat in this case), and just quit.
V-Day: To Bling or Not to Bling
Pondering how much to spend on V-day: and for what? Consider first where you stand with your most significant other. Are you flush with points, the all-important frequent flier miles of the relationship? If so, you may be able to take some risks. Or, are you deep in the Hole where it’s dark and lonely and you need to score some big points on V-day because of that golf weekend you have coming up? Let us assume a middle ground: that is: you have no friggin’ idea where you stand at the moment.
Mr. President, Please Criticize Me. I Need the Money
“In the two weeks since aides to President Obama took after (Fox News) coverage, the audience has been 8% larger than the previous two weeks.”
The Los Angeles Times, October 26, 2009
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