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Friday, September 05, 2008 04:35:58 AM
EDITORIAL
The Sarah Palin Affair and the Secret Baby
There have been a lot of investigations in the media this past week which have tried to delve into Sarah Palin's background.
This online journal for one will not be prying into the salacious aspects of these stories.
We will not print details of the sordid, lascivious affair the Alaskan governor and Republican vice-presidential nominee had with her husband's business associate.
We will not stoop to reporting on the mysterious circumstances surrounding the birth of her fifth baby: ie, why nobody seemed to know in Alaska and why there are no medical records of the birth.
What's more, we will never descend to writing stories about Palin's well-documented years as a high-class Anchorage hooker, her known ties to the Colombian drug mob and her proven abduction by aliens.
There have been a lot of investigations in the media this past week which have tried to delve into Sarah Palin's background.
