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Friday, June 29, 2007 08:13:29 AM
LATE LATE Craig Ferguson on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for the wee, wee hours of
June 27 and 28, 2007.
There was a huge blackout in the Upper East Side of New York.
New York hasnât seen blackout this bad since Lindsay Lohan was in townâ¦
Or maybe when Danny Devito was on âThe View.â
Paris Hilton has been liberated. Didnât we go through this like 3 weeks ago?
I feel like Iâve been through this before. But this time she really is free.
Sheâs finished her sentence, she has been rehabilitated.
Now she can go back to doing --- whatever the hell she does. What does she do?
The world has changed while Paris was in jail.
When she went in, "Pirates of the Caribbean" was the #1 movie.
Now itâs the #3 movie. How is she going to cope?
She (Paris) actually drew her self-portraitâ¦
Itâs pretty good but she gave herself big eyes.
She looks like a cartoon character. Sheâs like the Spongebob Squarepants of⦠crap.
âWho lives in a prison cell under the sea? Paris Hilton.â
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for the wee, wee hours of
June 27 and 28, 2007.