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Friday, June 22, 2007 06:09:05 AM


Jennifer Aniston Dropped Something

Paparazzi lenses were aflutter early this morning in a desperate scramble to be the first to capture an image of an item which fell from Jennifer Aniston's designer handbag as she was leaving her lavish Malibu mansion with her hunky new beau Paul Sculfor.

Aniston's publicists have refused numerous media requests to disclose what the item was. What is known at this time is that seconds after the item fell to the ground Sculfor alerted Aniston of the situation by saying: "Jen, I think you've dropped something."

"Oh, yes, so I have," Aniston replied.

Aniston proceeded to kneel down, pick the item up and place it back into her handbag.

Two years after her marriage to Brad Pitt and eons after the megahit sitcom "Friends", America's darling still captures the public's imagination through her sweetness, wholesomeness and warmth.

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