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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 09:03:25 AM


Tom Cruise Has Burnt A Piece Of Toast

By Paul Tanter

Early reports from the set of Tom Cruise's latest film indicate the Hollywood Superstar has burnt a piece of toast.

Cruise, 44, was reportedly in his trailer at the time of the alleged incident. Sources have said that the diminutive thespian was simply trying to heat some bread until it turned golden-brown. It is not known if his new wife, actress Katie Holmes, or their daughter Suri were present.

Cruise's need for freshly buttered toast is one of Hollywood's worst kept secrets. It allegedly contributed to his split from Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, though the couple have remained friends for the sake of their children.

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