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Craig Ferguson on Paris Hilton
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for the wee, wee hours of
June 8, 2007
Paris has to wear little electronic ankle bracelet.
Now you know the teenage girls who look to her for fashion are going to be limping around the mall.
Paris still has a lot of fans. Paris-ites â I think they are called. Or maybe Parisians.
Or my little name for them, morons.
The reason why the Paris Hilton story is so huge is because nothing else is really going on in the world.
Well, there is the world leaders gathering at G8 Summit to discuss the fate of the earth.
And oh yeah, weâre at war! Other than that, it is a light news day.
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