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Wednesday, May 02, 2007 01:17:37 AM
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Craig Ferguson on the Duke MBA Program and Japanese Magicians

Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for the wee, wee hours of May 2, 2007

They uncovered a major cheating scandal at the business school at Duke University.
Nobody knows who’s responsible, so they arrested the whole lacrosse team just in case.

If these (Duke University) business students have cheated, I say give them the diploma.
They have obviously figured out how to succeed in business. They are ready to be CEOs.

Dozens of Japanese magicians are suing Tokyo TV station after it revealed the secrets of coin tricks.
They are suing for a whopping $16,000.
It know it doesn’t sound like a big lawsuit, but it has to be taken in quarters from behind people’s ears.

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