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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 01:28:07 AM
LATE LATE

Craig Ferguson On Heather Mills And The Airbus A380

Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for March 19, 2007

One of the stars on Dancing With the Stars is Paul McCartney’s ex, Heather Mills.
Do you know there is actually a website where you can bet on whether or not her leg will fall off? It’s true, there is an actual website.
I say it’s awful. She should be applauded. It must be difficult to dance with one leg.
Unless it’s hip-hop.

Great day for Los Angeles of course as well because the new Super Jumbo Jet landed here today.
Big giant jumbo jet.
It’s an Airbus A380. It’s a double-decker plane with the wingspan the size of a football field.
Jet Blue has their own version of the airbus.
It doesn’t leave ground, it’s just called “a bus.”

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