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Monday, March 05, 2007 09:25:14 AM
COMMENT
I've Passed A Non-Binding Resolution To Have Sex With Jessica Simpson
This morning - in a unanimous decision of 1-0 - I passed a non-binding resolution to have sex with Jessica Simpson within six months
The resolution states that I am entitled to surge into various points of Ms Simpson's body at my own volition.
Furthermore, the resolution, though yet to be approved by Ms Simpson, requires her to exclaim
- while in a state of carnal bliss- "This is the best sex I've ever had!!!" every two minutes, or as long as the sexual act shall last.
In addition, Ms Simpson must refrain from any mention of my bald spot, my gargantuan beer belly and/or my penis three-centimeter long penis.
Sancho Glickman
President and Chief Coffee Maker
postdocme.net
This morning - in a unanimous decision of 1-0 - I passed a non-binding resolution to have sex with Jessica Simpson within six months
