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Saturday, February 24, 2007 06:07:23 AM
LATE LATE Craig Ferguson Previews The Oscars
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for February 23, 2007
Films like "Pirates of the Caribbean" - or this weekâs #1 movie, "Ghost Rider" â
they should be nominated.
What is better than Ghost Rider? A skeleton who bursts into flames in the presence of evil.
But the Academy would be afraid to have a Ghost Rider at the Oscars.
All those agents and producers there. You donât want someone who is going to burst into flames in the presence of evil.
The place would be burnt to the ground in 20 minutes.
That Borat movie as well â that was fantastic! I loved that movie.
That man in that movie, Sacha Baron Cohen, he had to roll around with a naked fat guy.
That is not how you get an Oscar in Hollywood.
Thatâs how you get the job in Hollywood.
Do you know the movie I really liked?
My favorite movie of the year: âThe Departed.â
The accents, the drinking, the violence.
Itâs like going back home without getting on plane.
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for February 23, 2007