Wednesday, February 14, 2007 07:47:31 AM
LATE LATE
Craig Ferguson on Bill Gates and North Korea
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for February 13, 2007
Bill Gates, the worldâs richest man, the Microsoft man, bought the Four Seasonâs today.
Not the hotel chain. The actual seasons.
Itâs now Microsoft Winter. Windows Spring.
We cut a deal with North Korea. Iâm not sure how it was done.
I think Howie Mandel went over with suitcases.
âKim Jong Il, Deal or no deal?â âDeal.â
I donât know how this guy (Kim Jong Il) got to be a dictator? I think his father was dictator before him thatâs what happened.
What kind of country would let a guy take over just because his father was in charge?
Send this page to a friend
del.icio.us
Digg it
Furl
ma.gnolia
reddit
StumbleUpon
|
