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Friday, February 09, 2007 09:03:01 AM
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Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

With global warming showing no signs that it will end in our lifetimes and the quagmire in Iraq continuing unabated, here's another problem to add to the mix: "Is Angelina Jolie too skinny?" asks The Examiner. "Lately the Oscar-winning actress has grown distressingly gaunt, and now observers are wondering: Does Angie eat — ever?,"

Even Brad is starting to worry about Angie's dietary regimen. In fact, "Star magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie has not been eating correctly for months due to the stress of her mother’s illness and eventual death last month."

"Red Carpets Suck," proclaims Canada's Sun Media. The newspaper chain decries the use of celebrity entourages. "You know, if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can walk through by themselves, why do others have to have five bodyguards?" says one person quoted in the article.

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