Thursday, February 01, 2007 08:25:08 AM
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Craig Ferguson on Paula Abdul, Maria Bartiromo and Britney Spears
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 31, 2007
Did you hear about this rumor, that Courtney Love is gonna replace Paula Abdul on âAmerican Idol?...â
Itâs all over the internet.
I didnât think they would be able to get someone even crazier.
Maria Bartiromo, her nickname is the âMoney Honey.â
Thatâs her nickname right now.
If sheâs not careful sheâll become âDough Hoâ or âBank Skankâ maybe.
People are always trading on the stock market. They want to get rich quick.
There is only one scheme thatâs been proven to get rich quick and that is - marrying Britney Spears. There is no other way.
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