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Sunday, January 14, 2007 05:59:32 AM
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Craig Ferguson on Donald Trump, David Beckham and LA Snow

Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 12, 2007

It has been a very strange week, starting Monday with that big farty smell in NY.
Turns out it was nothing, just Trump talking out his ass.

David Beckham is coming to LA.
For the past several years, he’s been playing in Madrid, Spain.
But he wants to come to L.A. to play in a larger Spanish-speaking city.

If it really snows (in LA), they’ll have to cancel the Golden Globes.
Cause the red carpet would be get all slushy and covered in white.
Now, there usually is white powder at Hollywood events, but not outdoors. In the bathroom.

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