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Friday, January 12, 2007 09:06:13 AM
LATE LATE Craig Ferguson on David Beckham Playing in LA
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 11, 2007
David Beckham is coming to LA.
He is going to play for the Galaxy Soccer Team. Which is huge news!
I think I speak for everyone when I say, âL.A. has a soccer team?â
Iâm not sure about soccer in America.
Americans didnât give a ratâs ass about the World Cup.
Maybe if it was held more often.
Cause you know, if you do something once every four years people lose interest.
Itâs like a presidential election. Or sex after marriage.
David Beckham was I think the first described as âmetrosexual.â
First time I heard word metrosexual, I thought it meant guys who have sex in a subway.
I spent years riding the subway, hoping.
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for January 11, 2007
