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Your Thoughts On David Beckham Coming To America

Posh and Becks in the USA
Your thoughts on David Beckham coming to America

Terrific. His dead-ball skills are unrivalled and a magnificent asset to any football squad.
Indifferent. But at least the money he spends on hair supplies could rescue the US economy.
Appalled. Haven’t the Yankees already got enough left-hand hitting outfielders?


English soccer star David Beckham is coming to America. Real Madrid, his current team, failed to renew his contract; thus Becks and his wife Mrs Beckham, otherwise known as Posh, are on their way to Los Angeles, where he will play for the Galaxy.

Not since Pele's arrival in New York has the sport, infamous for its nil-nil draws and horrific overacting, generated so much excitement in North America.

Beckham will now be another Englishman to make an impact on the American airwaves -- joining his fellow charming and delightful compatriot Simon Cowell.

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