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Your Take on Isaac Cohen, Britney Spears Beau du Jour

Isaac Cohen
Your take on Britney's new beau

Another 'JR' Rotem
Another Jason Alexander
Another Kevin Federline
Another Justin Timberlake
The best Britney boyfriend ever
The greatest man in the history of the world


Britney Spears has finally discovered what we have known all along -- once you go Jewish you can't go back. Just a few weeks after a date or two with Jonathon "JR" Rotem, Britney has apparently developed a huge desire to be invited to a kosher household to satisfy her uncontrollable craviing for matzoh balls and gefilte fish.

From what we have gleaned of Britney's new pal, he is an aspiring model/actor Isaac Cohen, aged 25. The two were recently spotted sailing in the yacht on the rough and tumble seas outside of Los Angeles.

According to this report, "Cohen bears a striking resemblance to Spears' estranged husband Kevin Federline and dresses in a similar style, favoring low-slung jeans and a bandana on his head."

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