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Thursday, January 11, 2007 10:58:41 AM
POLL Your Take on Isaac Cohen, Britney Spears Beau du Jour
Britney Spears has finally discovered what we have known all along --
once you go Jewish you can't go back.
Just a few weeks after a date or two with Jonathon "JR" Rotem, Britney has apparently
developed a huge desire to be invited to a kosher household to satisfy her
uncontrollable craviing for matzoh balls and gefilte fish.
From what we have gleaned of Britney's new pal, he is an aspiring model/actor Isaac Cohen, aged 25.
The two were recently spotted sailing in the yacht on the rough
and tumble seas outside of Los Angeles.
According to this report,
"Cohen bears a striking resemblance to Spears' estranged husband
Kevin Federline and dresses in a similar style, favoring low-slung
jeans and a bandana on his head."