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Smokin’ Aces & Machinima Assassination Contest


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Here's your chance to show your video making expertise. Put your machinima skills to the test! The assassins from SMOKIN' ACES are cold hard, professional killers. To them, killing is more than just a way of life. It's an obsession. A passion. A challenge. Can you hang with these cold-blooded killers? Prove it! Log on and show us your best video game skills and why you're the best gamer-assassin out there.

From January 1-19th, submit video of your sprees, frags, raids, etc. and show the competition you've got the killer instinct. Others will rate your video, and the top three rated videos will win big! Don't forget to be creative. Mix it up. Not just any headshot will do. Put together a montage, set the action to music, whatever you need to do to elevate your game. Show us your best work, and you could win a $1,000 gift card and bragging rights! Voting will take place January 20- 30th and the winners will be announced on February 2, 2007.

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Synopsis: An incendiary array of stars—including Ben Affleck, Andy Garcia, Ray Liotta, Jeremy Piven, Ryan Reynolds, Peter Berg, Martin Henderson, Taraji Henson and, in their motion-picture debuts, Alicia Keys and Common—star in Smokin’ Aces, the new dark action comedy from Joe Carnahan, the acclaimed director of Narc. (CHECK OUT HIS BLOG HERE.)

In these interlocking tales of high stakes and low lifes, Mob boss Primo Sparazza has taken out a hefty contract on Buddy “Aces” Israel (Piven)—a sleazy magician who has agreed to turn state’s evidence against the Vegas mob. The FBI, sensing a chance to use this small-time con to bring down big-target Sparazza, places Aces into protective custody-under the supervision of two agents (Reynolds and Liotta) dispatched to Aces’ Lake Tahoe hideout.

When word of the price on Aces’ head spreads into the community of ex-cons and cons-to-be, it entices bounty hunters, thugs-for-hire, smokin’ hot vixens and double-crossing mobsters to join in the hunt. With all eyes on Tahoe, this togues’ gallery collides in a comic race to hit the jackpot and rub out Aces.

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