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What Is The Life Expectancy of Britney Spears' New Year's Resolution?

Britney's New Year
How long will Britney Spears' New Year's Resolution last?

It has already met its maker.
Any minute now
Half-time of the Super Bowl
Until she passes out again next New Year's Eve


Britney Spears was asked last night by TV's Extra what her resolutions were for 2007. Because, believe it or not, there are some people who actually interested in such things. As the world waited with bated breath, Britney replied: "Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more."

As we have nothing better to do, we thought we would pose the question to our loyal reader(s): Just how long can the partying, pantyless Paris-Hilton pal keep to her resolutions.

Britney started the year off by taking care of herself, or at least falling asleep less than an hour into 2007. Of course her unexpected slumber had nothing to do with alcohol and everything to do with exhaustion.

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