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Why Didn't Donald Trump Fire Miss USA's Beautiful Ass?

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Why didn't Donald Trump fire Miss USA Tara Conners

because is such a genuinely nice guy.
because he’s looking for someone to replace George in the boardroom.
because, let’s face it, Melania is starting to get old.
because this the best publicity stunt his very well-paid marketing team could come up with.


The ever-graceful and articulate Tara Conner, the current holder of the Miss USA crown, has found herself at the center of controversy over reports that she has been drinking hard and heavy at many a Manhattan nightclub in recent weeks. Nevertheless, the crown still belongs to her as long as she goes into rehab.

"She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York. It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy," the kind-hearted Donald Trump, the co-owner of the Miss USA organization, said before the cameras yesterday, as he allowed Tara to hold on to the 2006 Miss USA title.

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