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Saturday, December 16, 2006 07:19:31 AM
LATE LATE Hanukkah with Mel Gibson, Kwanzaa with Michael Richards
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for December 15, 2006
Of course tonight is a very special Friday night. It is the first night of Hanukkah tonight.
Happy Hanukkah everybody.
Very busy party season starts in Los Angeles now.
Tonight after the show, Iâll be going to Mel Gibsonâs Hanukkah party.
Then Iâm going over to Kramerâs to celebrate Kwanzaa.
The Pentagon held a party today. The farewell party for Donald Rumsfeld. They did. They actually had a farewell party.
Everyone in Washington said party was disaster, but Rumsfeld insists, no it was a success and the party is still going on.
No one can figure how to get out of the party.