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Friday, December 08, 2006 06:44:02 AM
LATE LATE Craig Ferguson On Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise and Britney Spears
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for December 7, 2006
In Regards to the year of apologiesâ¦.
âIt has been a funny year, a year of public apologiesâ¦â
---âMel Gibson of course apologized for his drunken anti-Semitic tirade in Malibu. Well, he didnât really apologize, what he said was he apologized on behalf of the tequila that made him do it. The Jose Cuervo. So basically he blamed the Mexican people for making him blame the Jewish people.â
---âTom Cruise apologized to Brooke Shields for saying she shouldnât take the anti-depressants. They actually became such good friends, Brooke went to his wedding. And she had a great time. Of course she had a great time, sheâs on anti-depressants.â
---âYou know who owes me an apology, Britney Spearsâ¦throughout the whole K-Fed I was on her side. And then, there was the picture on the internet of her showing her undercarriage. I donât know if you saw it â it was not a good lookâ¦It put me off the ladies, turned me gay for 5 days.â
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for December 7, 2006
