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Tuesday, December 05, 2006 05:55:47 AM
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Which Briton(s) Did Gwyneth Paltrow Have In Mind?

Gwyneth Paltrow
Which Briton(s) did Gwyneth Paltrow have in mind?

Simon Cowell
Benny Hill
English soccer fans
Anne Robinson
Prince Harry
The Spice Girls
Gordon Ramsey


In an interview with a Portuguese newspaper released this weekend, actress Gwyneth Paltrow was quoted as saying the following: ""The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

In a piece in People magazine yesterday, Gwyneth asserts that she never made that claim. What's more, she adds, "When you look at the rest of the world, we're so lucky, and that's something my dad always instilled in me. I feel so proud to be American."

That second statement sort of takes all the fun out of our poll. So, why don't we just ignore it and stick with the initial charge against her. What British person or persons could she have had in mind when she said that those in the UK are "much more intelligent and civilized" than those in the US?

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