Tuesday, December 05, 2006 05:28:09 AM
COMEDY
Craig Ferguson On Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Elmo
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for December 4, 2006
Britney Spears turned 25 this weekend.
I hope she got something useful for her birthday. Underpants perhaps.
Britneyâs pal Lindsay Lohan has been, according to her publicist, she has been going to AA meetings.
Doesnât anyone recognize the fact that the second word of AA is Anonymous?
The movie piracy comes from being a big business in Asia.
You can buy new movies on any street corner, just like that, for pennies.
And you can get the knockoffs of American toysâ¦
A lot gets lost in translation though. I saw the Tickle Me Elmo called âTouch Me on Red Parts to make me happyâ doll.
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