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Monday, December 04, 2006 08:43:04 AM
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Who's Worse? Jessica or Ashlee Simpson?

The Simpson Sisters
Who's Worse? Jessica or Ashlee Simpson?

Jessica
Ashlee
Too close to call


Jessica Simpson followed in her sister's footsteps by making a major boner during a live performance. Must be that acid reflux that runs in the family.

Duing a performance in honor of her buxom predecessor Dolly Parton at the Kennedy Center Honors, Jessica adruptly ended a rendition of "9 to 5" -- ultimately leaving the stage with the words "so nervous" and causing a stunned audience to gasp.

Two years ago younger sis Ashlee made an infamous appearance on Saturday Night Live in which she walked off stage after being caught lip-syncing.

Hence we ask our loyal reader(s) today: Who is the least gooder of the two Simpson siblings?

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