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Thursday, November 30, 2006 07:19:03 AM
COMEDY Craig Ferguson Discusses Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
Jokes from THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON monologue for November 28, 2006
***You know what I think happened to them (Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson) and their marriage
I think one of them sobered up!
***According to news reports, Kid Rock got angry when he saw the Pamela Anderson in the Borat movie.
If that one made him mad, I hope he didnât see the one she made with Tommy Lee.
***I canât afford another great marriage. I canât afford even a mediocre one or even a bad one.
You know people say, Why is divorce so expensive?
You know why, cause itâs worth it.
***Pam and Kid Rock theyâre both very well-off financially. They probably had a prenup.
A prenup is kind of like a divorce before you get married,
while you are still talking to each other.
Itâs like that canceled OJ Simpson thingâ¦
âIf we were to get divorced, hereâs how it would happen.â
