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Why Did Paris Hilton Puke On Stage?

Paris Hilton's Stomach
Why Did Paris Hilton Vomit On Stage?

She had too much to drink.
She had to listen to her own music.


Reports out of Las Vegas claim that Paris Hilton threw up on stage the other night while she was about to perform (or rather lipsync) a couple of her numbers at a nightclub. Hilton got up to sing right after the rapper Jay-Z had finished his set.

Singer Joshua Radin was there and recounts the incident on his MySpace page: "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours.

"Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch.

"She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us."

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