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Monday, November 20, 2006 04:39:30 AM
POLLS How Long Will Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Stay Married?
As the whole world knows, one of the greatest romantic pairings in the history of the universe cemented their profound love for one another in holy matrimony in a church just outside the Eternal City.
Accompanied by notable personalities such as Brooke Shields, Jim Carrey, Richard Gere, Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez (but noticeably lacking Oprah Winfrey), TomKat tied the knot at a 15th-century castle in the town of Bracciano, 28 miles northwest of Rome.
The kiss that sealed their matrimonial union lasted so long, we are told, that many guests cried out "Stop! Stop!" (Apologies to our loyal reader(s), but we tend to be overcome with emotions at times like this when confronted with such a monumental love.)
The golden couple is now honeymooning in the Maldives.
