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Sunday, November 19, 2006 01:01:40 PM
VIDEO The Real Brian Atene Lives Among Us
For those of you who thought you could never get enough of Brian Atene,
this is your moment. Soak it up. Things will, more than likely, never get better.
This is the Brian Atene heyday. In fact, the world has never seen so much Brian Atene. The Brian Atene Bubble is upon us.
Atene, as you might recall, became the latest Alexsey Vayner of the Internet (
right after Alexsey became the latest lonelygirl)
with the help of a 23-year-old audition tape for Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket.
Brian demonstrates how, although much time has elapsed, things in some ways have pretty much remained
the same. Now 43 years old and living who-knows-where, he's the guy people are going to turn to
from this point forward when they need someone to play Juilliard professor John Sticks (ph) on film.