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Aleksey Vayner Shows You How To Become An Internet Star



With the kind of overly inflated self-confidence that would make the likes of Donald Trump and Donald Rumsfeld blush, Aleksey Vayner (Yale 2007) has managed to propel himself to highest heights Internet stardom has to offer.

In an 11-page resume and its accompanying seven-minute video presentation which was recently shipped to several Wall Street firms, Aleksey goes to extraordinary lengths to demonstrate his greatness and his philosophy for achieving greatness.

''If you're going to work, work. If you're going to train, train. If you're going to dance, then dance, but do it with passion,'' is just one of the pearls of wisdom offered by Aleksey.

It turns out, according to a IvyGate, that Aleksey might have enhanced a number of details on his CV.

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