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Friday, September 29, 2006 10:56:46 AM
NEWS Borat Goes To Washington
Presiident George Walter Bush didn't get a chance to say "Jagshemash" to Borat yesterday, nor could he
accept an invitation from one of Kazakhstan's most famous journalist's to attend a screening of his
film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."
While in Washington Borat discredited rumors that women are treated equally and all religions
are tolerated in Kazakhstan as "disgusting fabrications."
Borat cited Uzbek infiltration as the reason behind the recent campaign to by the
Kazakh government to offer a different perspective of the country to what is seen in the film.
"If there is one more item of Uzbek propaganda claiming that we do not drink
fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300
tons of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to
commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults," Borat said.
