Wednesday, September 27, 2006 08:52:33 AM
QUESTION
How Do You Know When Paris Hilton Is Drunk?
We might on occasion condone drinking. Only our own drinking, that is.
But we would never, ever condone drinking and driving - something Paris Hilton's
publicists must have thought was a good idea when she went DUI on a quest for
In-N-Out Burger two weeks ago.
LA police have been the subject of much criticism for decades, but their ability
to tell that Ms Hilton was inebriated should be praised.
After all, given Ms Hilton lifelong struggle with being coherent,
we doubt that most people would be able to tell when she is drunk?
Why is this woman who is several thousand times richer than she deserves
to be even driving a car in the first place? Couldn't one of her Greek shipping
magnates do that for her?
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