Wednesday, September 20, 2006 03:07:09 PM
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Masturbating Elmo On The View
We were hertofore under the impression that Elmo was a toy suitable
for children. However, in a recent segment of "The View" Elmo appears
to be engaging in an act which our Merriam-Webster dictionary defines
as such: "erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs
commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily
contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation,
occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies "
And wouldn't you know, Rosie O'Donnell, Elmo's top spokesperson, gave
the same toy away to each of her audience members immediately after this show was aired.
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