Monday, September 18, 2006 05:07:51 AM
NEWS
Janet Jackson's Breasts Resurface
Janet Jackson's breasts, those two lovely objects which kept our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands occupied and amused for the better part of a year, have returned.
Jackson will once again reveal her marvelous mammaries in an upcoming video "So Excited", according to
a report on MSNBC by Jeannette Walls, who clearly has more time on her hands than we do, but seems to get paid a lot better, we would hope.
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