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Wednesday, September 13, 2006 11:45:40 AM
MUSIC
Dennis Hastert Sings The National Anthem



The reviews are in for Speaker of House Dennis Hastert rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Here is what our friends at Roget's Thesaurus had to say.

"Abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheap, cheesy, crappy, cruddy, crummy, defective, deficient, diddly, dissatisfactory, downer, dreadful, erroneous, fallacious, faulty, garbage, god-awful, gross, grungy, icky, imperfect, inadequate, incorrect, inferior, junky, not good, off, poor, raunchy, rough, sad, scuzzy, sleazeball, sleazy, slipshod, stinking, substandard, synthetic, the pits, unacceptable, unsatisfactory. "Brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, dodo, doltish, dopy, dull, dumb, foolish, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, senseless, short-sighted, simple, simple-minded, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, unthinking, witless. "Abhorrent, atrocious, awful, base, beastly, contemptible, cursed, deplorable, despicable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, foul, grim, hairy, hateful, hellish, horrible, loathsome, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, offensive, putrid, repellent, reprehensible, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, sleazeball, stinking, terrible, vile, wretched."

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