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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 08:15:16 AM
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Paris Hilton Punked By Sir Richard Branson

According to a story that first appeared in The Daily Mail and is now making the rounds on the Internets, Paris Hilton, the ... uh ... whatever she is, was invited to the 21st birthday bash for the son of Virgin Mobile mogul Richard Branson over the weekend at his Oxfordshire estate.

The theme of the party was the Mad Hatter, and Paris decided to come dressed as Alice in Wonderland and she notified everyone in advance.

Apprised of this information, Sir Richard ordered all the waitresses at the event, some 60 in total to dress in the same costume, thereby placing Paris in the awkward situation of not being the center of attention.

To make matters worse, Sir Richard at one stage pretended to act as if the hotel heiress were a waitress and asked her to go fetch him a drink.

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