Our sponsors help make Chortler possible. Please visit them.
 
Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
NEWS
Kyra Phillips Talks Over Bush



Well, CNN news personality Kyra Phillips and George W. Bush have one thing in common: They both have been caught saying the word "asshole" unwittingly into a microphone.

Phillips's turn came today as Bush was giving a speech to mark the one-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina while she was in the women's lavotory at CNN HQ. There she engaged in a conversation with another woman about how a good man is hard to find. (Apparently, she's never searched the offices of an online satire site.)

Her hubby is no doubt quite pleased by what she had to say about him: ""Yeah, I’m very lucky in that regard with my husband. My husband is handsome and he is genuinely a loving ... great, great human being."

However, she may have some patching up to do with her sister-in-law between now and their Thanksgiving reunion: "(She is) just a control freak."

This story was originally spotted on Crooks and Liars.

Send this page to a friend



SPONSORED LINKS: Simple English News Fejdísz Kopfschmuck Bridal Headpieces

Copyright © 2001-2006 postdocme.net

Privacy policy

ENTER THE CRAZIEST THING I DID IN SCHOOL CONTEST
ENTER OUR FUNNY DOG PICTURE CONTEST
Site map Chortler -- All the Gnus Fit to Sprint Resources