Wednesday, August 23, 2006 03:11:39 PM
CHAT ROOM
Tom Cruise Leaves Paramount
Tom Cruise, the father of the yet-to-be-seen Suri Cruise and the
man who would jump on a thousand talk show sofas to prove his love
for Katie Holmes, has been unceremoniously discharged from the payroll
of Paramount Pictures. We asked our distinguished panel for their
thoughts on this shocking news.
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Firing someone because you aren't satisfied
with the work they are doing? I am not sure I understand.
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He can always come over to the booming film industry we have here
in Pyongyang. After all, our first-class scientists are only another
five years away from producing a motion picture that can be seen in color.
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Well, he was never a Jerry Lewis anyway.
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