Wednesday, August 09, 2006 01:57:25 PM
CONTESTS
Top Entries From Our Say Something Nice About Ann Coulter Contest
Here are the results from the toughest competion ever known to man:
The Say Something Nice About Ann Coulter Contest. The winner will receive an
Employee of the Month T-Shirt and a
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead from the hit NBC series The Office.
She has bravely, singlehandedly and simultaneously disproved both
the Theory of Evolution and the likelihood of an intelligent Creator.
The greatest thing about Ann Coulter is that she reminds so many people
how not to be!
She hasn't reproduced.
She was voted second most honest columnist of 2005 (all
others tied for first.)
When she said they should blow up the New York Times
building she didn't say they should use nukes.
She only runs her column once a week.
Perishable goods stay fresh in her presence (as long as she doesn't
look at them).
If you take the cover photo for her latest book, Godless, and vertically compress it about 18%, she turns from an anorexic stick to an actual do-able woman (in appearance only).
She does have man-hands, but they are almost femininely shaped.
And the winner is: At least her books are not her thoughts, but someone else's.
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