POLL
Does Suri Cruise Exist?
When we first heard three months ago that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise had become the parents of a beautiful baby girl named Suri, our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands were overjoyed.
Now, regretfully, we are forced to ask ourselves whether this product
of the greatest romance the world has ever seen actually exists or was
it the most masterful Scientological publicity ploy of all time. (Or do we just need to get a life?)
Three months have gone by and nary a picture has been seen of the child which Mr Cruise
sired and which seemed to have spent nine happy months within the lovely Katie Holmes.
Hence, it is that we hesitantly pose the question above to our loyal reader(s).
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