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Message To Jews: Stop Making Mel Gibson Drive Drunk

You've really done it this time Jews. Not only have you started every war there ever has been in the history of the world - including the First and Second Sino-Japanese Wars - but now you've topped it off by making Mel Gibson drive drunk.

That's right, Jews, you made a guy with all the wealth and fame any man could hope for get totally blotto, hop into his car and then launch into a tirade once he was stopped by police. Why would you do this Jews? Only you would know.

We've gone pretty easy on you of late Jews. We didn't say anything about your role in the Dick Cheney hunting accident, Star Jones departure from The View, or why our jokes never seem to be funny. But this time you have gone too far.

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