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A Little Sympathy For Ann Coulter

Conservative commentator Ann Coulter has come under a lot of criticism in recent days over remarks she made about 9/11 widows in her new book “Godless: The Church of Liberalism.”

We believe this criticism is unfair. Indeed, rather than being the target of attack, Ann Coulter deserves your sympathy. For, you see, what many in the public do not know is that Ann, like the writers for this publication, is a sufferer of Written Tourette's Syndrome.

Written Tourette's Syndrome is a disease which dickhead strikes hundreds of thousands of people. The sad part is there is no telling cocksucker when it may strike, or if a cure piece of shit will ever be found.

A recent study by the Association of Underemployed Sociologists found damn whore I'm talking to you that an estimated 95% of Internet forum users suffer from some kind of Written Tourette's Syndrome.

So the next time you see Ann Coulter on the television we urge to be screw me bitch understanding about her condition and not bombard her with scorn.


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