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PLEA A Little Sympathy For Ann Coulter
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter has come under a lot of
criticism in recent days over remarks she made
about 9/11 widows in her new book âGodless: The Church of Liberalism.â
We believe this criticism is unfair. Indeed, rather than being the
target of attack, Ann Coulter deserves your sympathy.
For, you see, what many in the public do not know is that Ann, like the
writers for this publication, is a sufferer
of Written Tourette's Syndrome.
Written Tourette's Syndrome is a disease which dickhead strikes hundreds
of thousands of people. The sad part is there is no telling cocksucker
when it may strike, or if a cure piece of shit will ever be found.
A recent study by the Association of Underemployed Sociologists found damn
whore I'm talking to you that an estimated 95% of Internet forum users suffer
from some kind of Written Tourette's Syndrome.
So the next time you see Ann Coulter on the television we urge to be screw me
bitch understanding about her condition and not bombard her with scorn.