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FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXIX

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hello, my little brussels sprout.
Hello, my sweet paprika. How are things?
Great. Never felt better.
Are you sure? You sound kind of funny.
Sure I'm sure.
So, what do you think about all this domestic wiretapping?
I think it's the best thing I ... I mean ... our wise and noble president has ever thought of.
How can you say that? Don't you think it's one of the most egregious examples of the erosion of our basic freedoms that has taken place under this administration.
Not really. If it protects our country from a couple of would-be terrorist housewives exchanging recipes over the phone then I'm all for it. Besides, 66% of the American public agrees with me on this.
And how do you know that?
I've been listening in to their phone calls as well.
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