Friday, May 05, 2006 08:03:24 AM
CHAT ROOM
Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible III'
Mission: Impossible III, Tom Cruise's most recent
vehicle for giving his darling Katie Holmes and new
daughter Suri that extra few million dollars
they so desperately need, is now playing in
theaters across America today. We asked our
distinguished panel for their thoughts on this sure
blockbuster.
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It's great to see that the same people who wrote the
intelligence I received prior to going to war in Iraq
have managed to make a
smooth transition into writing Hollywood films.
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Boy, the only way they could outdo
that plot and make a âMission: Impossible IVâ
would be to devise a story in which I become
popular.
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Well, I suppose it would be worth it for Tom Cruise
to go through all that trouble in the film
if he gets to have sex with Keri Russell in the end.
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