Wednesday, April 26, 2006 07:33:29 AM
CHAT ROOM
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Are Expecting Again
According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Britney Spears is
pregnant for the third time this month.
The man responsible for impregnating the pop star
is none other than the versatile, gifted, multitalented
Kevin Federline. We asked our distinguished panel for
their thoughts on this story, which, if true, is
absolutely wonderful news.
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Congratulations. Another kid, eh? I don't
suppose they'll be needing that placenta
when they're done by any chance?
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That's it! That's just the excuse I
need now to bomb the heck out of Iran.
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What great news. This calls for a national
celebration. But I can't decide whether we
should celebrate by shooting an old man in the face
or by raising gas prices to $10 a gallon.
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