Tuesday, April 25, 2006 01:06:48 PM
FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXVII
The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
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Hello, my favorite leading
lady for whom I would write a thousand sonnets.
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Good day, my knight in shining armor.
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Darling, there's something that's
been really troubling me of late?
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Oh no, what is it? Tom Cruise hasn't been
calling up again
asking if he can eat the placenta, has he?
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No, but speaking of which, we're also expecting our
first child together, correct? |
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Right you are.
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And that's all part of being
a normal everyday family, n'est-ce pas?
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Right you are again. But what's your point?
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Well, shouldn't we join some freaky
religion or start jumping on talk-show hosts
furniture. I mean, how much longer can we expect
normal everyday to sell?
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