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Monday, April 17, 2006 11:56:07 AM
FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXVI

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hola baby!
Buenos dias, honey pie. Como estas?
Muy bien. That is, except for all this stuff I've been hearing about the United States planning to go to war with another rogue Middle East country that, according to American intelligence, intends to build weapons of mass destruction.
Sounds kind of familiar.
You bet it does.
Gee, I wonder how the press will write about it this time. Considering, of course, that it was duped on the same story not too long ago.
Well, actually, the press is more concerned about whether our baby is going to be born in Africa or not.
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