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Friday, April 07, 2006 08:30:17 AM
FAMOUS CALLS Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXV
The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt
and Angelina Jolie.
Ma cherie.
Darling.
Howdy folks.
George. Why do you keep tapping into our calls?
What do you want from us anyway? We're just harmless
multimillionaire Hollywood stars.
True. I know you guys don't earn enough
to really belong to my base.
However, I'm looking for the person who authorized
the leak of classified information.
I read in the papers this morning that
you were the person who authorized the leak.
Oh boy ... And after I'm on record as stating
that I would fire anyone who was found to have
leaked classified information.
How are you going to get yourself out of this one?
Would one of you mind accidentally shooting
an old man in
the face while quail hunting this weekend?
