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Monday, March 27, 2006 01:28:31 PM
TRANSLATION Antonin Scalia Raises His Middle Finger
Following a church service in Boston yesterday,
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made some interesting
comments and gestures to the press. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated some of them.
Justice Scalia: (when asked about those who question his ability
to be impartial
on matters separating church and state) You know what
I say to those people?
Translation: I say, "Fo shizzle, my nizzle."
Justice Scalia: (while raising his middle
finger) That's Sicilian.
Translation: Why is everyone acting so offended
all of a sudden? That's Sicilian for "it feels like
there's a breeze coming in from the northeast."
Justice Scalia: (to a photographer who
caught him making the aforementioned gesture)
Don't publish that.
Following a church service in Boston yesterday,
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made some interesting
comments and gestures to the press. Our team of
so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated some of them.
