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Monday, March 27, 2006 07:41:18 AM
CHAT ROOM Naked Britney Spears Statue Set To Open
A controversial statue entitled
âNude Britney Spears Giving Birthâ will soon open at
Brooklyn's
Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery. The purportedly
pro-life artwork depicts
the pop singer naked,
pregnant, and on all fours on a bearskin rug.
We asked our panel for their thoughts.
This represents another example of someone
trying to use his or her First Amendment right
of free speech. Where do
they think they are living? America?
And to think there are still people
who ask me why I decided to live in a
undisclosed bunker buried deep in the ground.
Nude and on all fours on a bearskin rug, eh? Excuse me, I think
I have to go to my study and prepare a report on
fledgling democracies in Sub-Saharan Africa ...
Yeah ... that's the ticket ... a report on fledgling
democracies in Sub-Saharan Africa.
